I would actually really respect LG15 “creators” if....

While waiting for a new video SenecaDoane commented:

March 28th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

"I would actually really respect LG15 “creators” if this was the last video they ever posted. They could just provide a scrolling afterword message explaining what happened to the three Scoobies after they were caught by the Order. It could go something like this:

Once apprehended by the Order, Jonas, Daniel and Bree were separated and–as far as they knew–were never to “see” each other again. After withholding food and starving Bree for close to a week, the Order finally provided her with a hearty meal after she caved and agreed in principle to begin preparations for the ceremony. Little did Bree know, though, that the “ceremony” was already unfolding.

Over the next two weeks, Bree gave up all hope of ever being reunited with her friends, agreed to willingly participate in the ceremony, and accepted her fate–with little care of thought as to what that destiny might be. At the end of her 21st day in captivity, Bree was led, blindfolded, into a large 19th century operatic theater. There, much to Bree’s horror, she saw her “parents,” Jonas’ Aunt, and (surprisingly) even Daniel’s mother and father seated before a massive table with a steaming cauldron built into the middle. All of them were dressed in black robes, and waited patiently with napkins tucked into their shirt collars and forks and knives at the ready. The hundreds of Order members in the audience began chanting as soon as Bree entered, stage left:

“WE CONSUME THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE VIRGIN, JUST AS SHE HAS CONSUMED THE ESSENCE OF OUR DEACONS’ SEED. WE OFFER THIS SACRIFICE OF THE CHILDREN OF ANCHOR BAY, AND WE DO SO IN REVERENCE OF OUR GREAT FATHER, OUR BELOVED DIVINE GUIDE ALISTER CROWLEY. ACCEPT OUR OFFER OF UNTAINTED FLESH, AND REMOVE THE BURDEN OF OUR MORTALITY, JUST AS YOU HAVE DEFIED THE CURSE OF HUMANITY YOURSELF…

WE CONSUME THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE VIRGIN, JUST AS SHE HAS CONSUMED THE ESSENCE OF OUR DEACONS’ SEED. WE OFFER THIS SACRIFICE OF THE CHILDREN OF ANCHOR BAY, AND WE DO SO IN REVERENCE OF OUR GREAT FATHER, OUR BELOVED DIVINE GUIDE ALISTER CROWLEY. ACCEPT OUR OFFER OF UNTAINTED FLESH, AND REMOVE THE BURDEN OF OUR MORTALITY, JUST AS YOU HAVE DEFIED THE CURSE OF HUMANITY YOURSELF…

ETC…”

It wasn’t until the third round of the mantra that Bree fully understood the meaning behind what they were chanting. Not only was Bree about to be boiled and eaten in a cannibalistic virgin-sacrifice ritual, but those meals she ate to regain her strength–the double-patty burgers, the zesty marinated ribs, the slightly “off” tasting luncheon meat–truly *were* the “essence” of her two closest friends. Upon this devastating realization, Bree’s will was finally broken for good. She accepted defeat and walked silently and without protest of any kind to the cauldron in the center of the stage. Ultimately she submitted willingly to her own demise. As we were all once warned, the doe-eyed moppet left this world staring blankly into the sea of unfamiliar faces; a lamb to the slaughter, a deer in the headlights.

The end."