Today on LG15
Today on LG15 fans saw some foosball action! Jonas and Daniel decided that it was time Bree was taught the noble art of getting little plastic men to flick a little plastic ball around.
Daniel: So this is a big moment. After, uh, after long and careful consideration, Jonas and I have decided to teach Bree how to play foosball. It's a whole new year. 2007. Girls have rights.
(Shots of Bree playing foosball with Jonas)
Bree: I'm going to win.
Daniel: She kicking your butt or what? She beating you up?
Jonas: No. I think we have a spinner.
Daniel: No!
Jonas: To spin is a sin.
Oh dear seems like Bree was not playing by the very strict rules of foosball.
Jonas: She likes to see how cute they are. They spin around (in a high Bree voice) Look at them, look how fast they are. (back to Jonas voice) She keeps grabbing the ball too, man.
Daniel: Dude, what are you doing? You need to...
Jonas: She keeps grabbing the ball. I get it in position and she's like (Bree voice) No, I want a time out.
Daniel: Dude, you need to teach her right man, teach her right.
Jonas: There's no time out in foosball! Teach her right?
Daniel: You know what, if she doesn't do this right, she's not gonna play. That's it. The DB law will be spoken.
Jonas: Daniel, Daniel, listen to me right now. Okay, I know foosball, I know how to train foosball. You know how many people I've trained in foosball? (exasperated) She's untrainable!
But Bree was having none of it. She is clearly an olympic foosball player in the making.
Bree: Just because I've discovered a far more effective way of playing foosball, the boys went and got all bitter on me. (whispering) I was winning. (normally) You know, I think that if you were to compare my foosball techniques with theirs, you'd see that mine deliver faster and more desirable results. It's true, that's why I won almost every time. If P. Monkey was here, I'd do a proving science wrong about it right now. (nods enthusiastically) I would.
Anyway after much foosball action the story was taken to the motel bedroom ... no fans, LG15 is not about to get an adult rating, Bree just wanted to have a heart to heart with Jonas.
Bree: Just do it. It makes me uncomfortable when you're looking at me. Just look at the TV.
Jonas: Okay, whatever, I'm looking at the TV.
Bree: Okay, thank you. I just, I've been really selfish, and...I...you've helped me a lot, so I just wanted to talk to you and let you know that I appreciate it and, you know, I haven't really talked to you since you found out that your parents are still alive, and I want you to know that I'm going to do everything I can to help you find them, so... There, I said it.
Jonas: Can I look back now?
Bree: Yes, you can look back now.
Jonas: Thanks, that means a lot to me, thank you.
Bree: No problem, I just wanted to, well, you know, whatever.
I swear both Jonas and Bree blushed during this conversation....I think that they both might secretly want a private foosball match! ;)
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