☺ An Unwelcome Caller

4am after the party, at Alex's house

*ringgg ringgggggg ringgg ringgggggg*

Daniel *answers phone, very groggy* : Uhhhh, hello?

Carl (on phone, loudly and rapidly) : Hello, hello, hello, is this Daniel?

Daniel: huh?

Carl: Daniel. From the party right? Daniel, can I ask you a question? Daniel?

Daniel: Wha? It's like 4am, who is this?

Carl: It's fine, it's fine. It's okay, it's fine. It's...

Daniel: Who is this?

Carl: It's fine, don't worry, this is Carl, do you want to talk, Daniel? Do you? Do you? It's fine.

Daniel: Dude, what the hell? Don't call here....

Carl: No Daniel! It's okay! It's fine, it's fine, it's...

Daniel (hangs up phone) : Drugs.


4:17am, at Alex's house

*ringggg ringgggg ringggg ringgggg*

Alex (answers the phone, angry) : Yeah?

Carl (pretend female voice) : Is Danielbeast there?

Alex : Carl, I know this is you. Do not call back.

Carl (returns to normal over-caffeinated voice) : Wait! It's fine, It's...

Alex (hangs up phone, reaching across Daniel in bed) : I hate that guy.

Daniel (drunk, kisses Alex's cheek) : Call me Uncle.


4:20am, at Sonya's apartment

Carl (sighs, hangs up phone) : Damn. Stupid steak-knives.

Sonya : What's wrong Carl, no sale?

Carl (drinks long swig of Jolt cola) : I'm just not cut out for telemarketing.

Sonya : It's okay, I'm sure my relatives will buy another set...

~ QtheC