☺ I want my Nikki B.

Sung to the tune of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straights ... 

I want my Nikki B...

Now look at them video's - that's the way you do it
You play the YouTube of Aunt Nikki B.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Secrets for nothin' and your pics of Bree
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya LG fans ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your mouse-click finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta watch those private transmissions
No one quite knows who really sees
We gotta watch the Scoobies in trouble
We gotta watch, new video please!

(See the little Cowboy with the white van and the farm house
Yeah buddy, that's his own tune
That little Watcher got his own black Bronco
That little Watcher he's an Order goon)

We gotta watch those private transmissions
No one quite knows who really sees
We gotta watch the Scoobies in trouble
We gotta watch, new video please!

I shoulda learned the Ceremony
I shoulda learned to go along
Look at that Lucy, she got the glasses and the Guccis
Man we could have some
And he's up there, what's that? Sleep deprivation?
Asking all the questions like a crazed Nazi
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your brain washed for nothin' do your Ceremony

We gotta watch those private transmissions
No one quite knows who really sees
We gotta watch our Scoobies in trouble
We gotta watch, new video please!

Listen here
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the YouTube of Aunt Nikki B.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Videos for nothin' watching Scoobies flee
Secrets for nothin' and pics of Bree

Secrets for nothin' and your pics of Bree

Look at that, look at that

Videos for nothin' Lonelygirl for free
I want my, I want my, I want my Nikki B.
Secrets for nothin' Nancy Drew and me

(Fade)
I want my, I want my, I want my Nikki B.

Sung to the tune of "Scooby Doo 1969 Theme Song" ... 

Nancy-Dancy-Drew, Where are you? We got some work to do now.
Nancy-Dancy-Drew, where are you? We need some help from you now.
Come on Nikki-B, I see you... pretending you're in the Order.
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, sheik investigative reporter.
You know we've got a mystery to solve, so Tachyon,
be ready for your act - Don't hold back!
And Danielbeast if you come through you're going to have yourself a Breeny snack!
That's a fact!
Nancy-Dancy-Drew, here are you, you're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you, Nancy-Drew, I know you'll catch the villian!

Welcome to LG15 Today, Nikki Bower!

~ QtheC