Jonas got a gun...

To the tune of Aerosmith - Janie's Got A Gun ... 

Dum, dum, dum, Alex what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum Scoobies on the run.
Dum, dum, dum, Alex what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From having ice cream and pizza fun
What did the Order do?
What did they put his parents through?
They said if Bree would do the ceremony
They'd never bother him again
But man, they had it comin' Now that Jonas got a gun
He ain't never gonna be the same.

Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
Danielbeast will be feeling sad
Because it turns out that Alex is bad
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Lucy tell her to do?
You can join the Spring breakers
And party down in Mexico
But who will come to the rescue? They'll have to sort it out themselves
now that Tachyon had to go

Run away, run away from the slurpee yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the slurpee yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did his aunt Alex do?
Is that sombrero bugged too?
She had to play along with them but who's side is she really on?
Maybe she's just programmed and really is a robot
Like QtheC's said all along?

Run away, run away from the slurpee yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the slurpee yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Jonas got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Jonas got a gun
Jonas got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Jonas got a gun