Today on LG15
Today on LG15 the Scoobies were all together for a vlog.
Bree: (wearing a cap, product placement? This blogger thinks so) So, last week a bunch of stuff happened. Over the weekend, Julia's MySpace blog updated and she included a quotation from the Hymn Of One weekly inspirational email. That's kind of obvious. I was much more sneaky than her. So now, we're headed to this teeny-inseey-weensy little town in Texas to meet up with Taylor because she says that Julia was in her soccer league last year. Small world. Jonas and Daniel got into this little argument about whether beef or turkey jerky is superior. I heard Jonas mention something about salmon? I'm sorry, salmon? So, it's just me and... this cactus. Well, cacti, it's plural. You know, they look all rough and not very nice, but they're all right. I've kind of felt like a cactus lately. I know, strange right? Last fall I was just, you know, minding my own business and now I'm on the run from crazy religion. It's exhausting. (Bree touches a cactus) Ow, oh (licks her finger), okay, enough cactus talk for one day. I'm gonna go find the boys.
Bree found the boys enjoying their jerky...
Bree: So, who won? Salmon or pigeon?
(Jonas laughs and Daniel howls.)
Jonas: Look, salmon jerky's actually pretty good, I'll have you know. (to Daniel) You like the turkey jerky, right? Huh?
Bree: I like turkey jerky.
Jonas: Back me up.
Daniel: (high-fives Jonas) I liked it. It was good.
Jonas: Thank you.
Daniel: (offering Bree some jerky) Want some of this?
Bree: Got some.
Daniel: Oh, you got your own, huh?
Bree: You're not tricking me--
Jonas: All right, let's roll. And I mean it literally.
Bree: Okay.
Daniel: Let's do it.
(Music plays and Jonas and Daniel push Bree around in the shopping cart. Cut to Bree and Jonas in the car.)
Bree: I was reading Jonas some facts about Texas. He got a little testy.
Jonas: No I didn't.
Bree: Yes you did.
Jonas: Ha, no I didn't.
Bree: Yes you did.
Jonas: No.
Bree: So I was telling him that the word "Texas" actually comes from a word in the Caddoan language. It means friend.
Jonas: See, that's B.S. right there. Texas, friend. Come on, give me a break. I mean, they weren't even part of the Union for what, like ten years they were their own country and then they were forced to join the United States. Forced.
Bree: Hm, well that's Jonas. He's our feel-good tour guide. The popular slogan "Don't mess with Texas"--
Jonas: See, that's, um--they don't want us here. (Bree laughs) I told you, they don't want us here. I'm turn--. I'm leaving, we're leaving.
Bree: The popular slogan "Don't mess with Texas" was actually created as a campaign to keep the state's highways free from litter.
(Cut to Bree alone)
Bree: I hope that Julie will talk to me. I hope I can even find her. I don't know, this could be a trap for all I know. I'm to the point where I'm just willing to risk it... to help her.
Will Bree meet Taylor? Will they find Jules? Where the heck is Nikki B? Has anyone heard from Alex? What about Bree's mum? What about Jonas's parents? What about Daniels family for that matter? Where is the story going? And who put this orange slurpee on my desk?
Stay tuned...
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