Today on LG15
Today on LG15 fans saw Taylor and Sarah join the scoobies.
(Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.)
Taylor: That was really mature.
Daniel: They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find Julie's house?
Taylor: I employed my wily powers of deduction.
(The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.)
Sarah: You'll appreciate this, she, a--Daniel: Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you.
Daniel and Sarah don't get on SO much, that this blogger reckons they are destined to hook up!
Taylor: 2005 Zavalia All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...
Daniel: Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?
Taylor: Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utilities, so...
Daniel: Really?
Taylor: ...all their websites are archaic.
Daniel: (to the camera) She's S-M-A-R-T. (to Taylor) You hacked in?
Taylor: Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.
Daniel: (whispering to the camera) I'm gonna marry this girl.
Beast when will you learn? Every time you fall for a girl something bad happens!
Sarah, observing B&J outside the car then hit a raw nerve.
Sarah: Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?
Daniel: What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?
Sarah: Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.
Daniel: We're all friends. Just friends.
(Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.)
Jonas: I think you should go over there.
Daniel: What, du--no, you go over there.
Jonas: I'm not going over there.
Daniel: That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!
(They are referring to a rather large dog)
Jonas: I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?
Daniel: What?
Jonas: I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, uh, distract it, and then we'll creep around in that side door. What do you think? Up top.
Daniel: (whispering) High-five. (high-fives Jonas)
Bree: Brilliant idea, Jonas.
Daniel: Are you sure they even live here?
Taylor: Well, according to her water bill, yeah, this is the address.
Sarah: You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.
Did I mention I like Sarah? OK I really like Sarah!
So it was down to the girls to attempt to B&E
Sarah: Well, who's gonna go through the window?
Bree: You can do that.
Sarah: So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.
Taylor: (running with the camera) Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap. (someone else is holding the camera) That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.
Daniel: Back to square one.
Stay tuned...
Doesn't Beast say S-M-R-T, like Homer off of the Simpsons. Sorry that is just the anal engineer in me.
ReplyDeleteLove the site you guys are great.
and sara(h) is the one yelling crap crap crap, not taylor
ReplyDeleteHey what about the part where Sarah tells the camera she can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue?
ReplyDelete(or are we making this blog rated G ;))