☺ Finish the Joke Contest - Church, Creek, Statue

A Church, a Creek, and a Statue walk into a bar, and sit down for a drink. The waitress comes over and says "Boys, what'll it be?" The Church piously answers, "Just a glass of red wine for me, thanks." The Creek smacks his lips and says, "I'm a little dry, how about a large glass of spring water?" And the Statue says, ...

What does the Statue say? Add your finish to this joke below...