July 14th, 2007

News of the discovery of a new star and yet another particle.

Transcript:
Hello, my name is Dr. Hey Aja, today is July 14th, 2007 and I am speaking on behalf of the Elendi-Waffle Lonelistic Physics Research Institute. As you all know, a new star has been recently discovered. We have decided to name this star, Marlasingerius. The star is quite large, and we believe that it may indeed be the beginning of a new plot galaxy.

While we are not yet sure whether the Marsingerius star has any bearing on the rest of the breeniverse, what we can be sure of is that it is, by far, one of the most beautiful stars in the sky. With further study, we believe we can prove that Marlasingerius actually fits the canonical model of how a plot galaxy should work better than any of the current examples (like Danielaria or Spencera).

We have also recently discovered yet another new particle. The following is an excerpt from Dr. Rob Tomorrow’s research: It is interresting that you have brought up interactions with the Phoron, untill recently the Phoron has only been postulated in advanced theroritical physics, but recently has been discovered at CERN in High Energy Plot Acceleration experiments. It was discovered that when the supersymmetrical partner of the Crapyon, called the Clueon is collided at high energy with a Speculon a Phoron is produced. A Phoron is highly reactive, unstable and only has a half life of three months, but is indispensable in explaining the phenomena of NonPlot we have been studying.

That is all for now, please remember to continue watching for new break-throughs which will be released via this channel. Thank you.