Today on LG15

Today on LG15 we left it to Beaver..I mean Sarah to tell us about her and Daniel.

Sarah: I am free and happy. I am free and happy. I am free and happy. I am free and happy because I am locked in my room, away from all clingy and needy guys. You wanna hear my eternal freak song?

*OOooooommmmmmmmmmm*

Sarah: I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver. I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver. I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver.

(Cuts to Sarah in the living room, pushing a vacuum cleaner. Cuts to her in an apron borrowed from Nikki B folding laundry. Cuts back to her pushing the vacuum. Cuts to Sarah checking something in the oven. Cuts back to Sarah sitting in her bedroom.)

Sarah: Who is Mrs. Cleaver?
(Cuts to Sarah back in the yoga position.)
Sarah: So you see, m'dear... the reality of "us" is... not all happy faces and sappy love songs and sunshine and birdies.

(Sarah gets close to the camera.)

Sarah: Why do you guys always get so serious? I mean, really. It's a big turn-off. Come on, Daniel, think about my life. I just graduated high school, I left home, I don't even know what I'm doing with my future. Except for the fact that I'm chasing around Bree, the cult girl. I mean, come on. What did you think would happen? You're a bud. Be a bud. Let's just kick back and chill. "Chill" being the key word here. And who knows... maybe I'll let you paint my toes again sometime soon.

*Did Daniel try to make Sarah his famous chicken and pine nuts dish? Do Jonas and Nikki B shop at the same cookery shop? Where the hell is this going?*

Stay tuned...