TRUST US!

by Joe:

June 30th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

I have a transcript of the first meeting with the creators and Neutrogena executives.

Execs: We want to give you this suitcase full of $1 bills in exchange for product placement on your videos.
Creators: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Execs: You create a new character that works in our company that can cure Bree.
Creators: That might work. How about instead we create a new character that works in your company that can cure Bree but doesn’t want to.
Execs: Uhm, why wouldn’t he want to help?
Creators: We’ll get someone who looks like a hobbit from the Lord of The Rings, and here’s the best part. He’ll like the color green.
Execs: Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.
Creators: Trust us. The female fans will love him. Are they all singles or are there some larger bills in the bottom?