☺ The Govenator Intervenes

(sometime later, down at the station, the inmates are getting a bit noisy… )

Officer Bob: Pipe down back there! We’re trying to watch Geriatric1927 on the YouTube! Louie, can you handle this?

Louie: *sips coffee* Yup.

Louie: (at holding cells) Pipe down, or no midnight slurpees. Got it?

(Daniel, Iris2009, and a dark haired girl in the shadows nod quietly)

*ringgg, rinngggggggg, ringgg, rinngggggg*

Shirley (working dispatch, and the slurpee machine): Secret Mountain Lake Police Station and 7-11, what’s your emergency? … uh huh. No, it’s not Lake Tahoe. Yes, this is really Big Bear Lake, but don’t tell anyone… what? Okay, you better talk to the Chief.

Shirley (stage whisper): Hey Bob, whose turn is it to be Chief tonight? Okay, here ya go…

Bob (distracted by charming story about the bombing of England during WWII): Yeah, what can I do for you, we’re a little busy now… Oh! Sir! Yes sir! Your niece sir? Loves the Danielbeast. Cried all night. Yes Sir! I understand. Yes, yes, no, yes. Yes. Right away! *hangs up*

Bob: Hey Louie, that was the Governor on the horn.

Louie: *sips coffee* Eh? Of Caly-forn-yuh?

Bob: Yes, and I need you to cut Daniel loose. All’s forgiven, free to go. And give him a ride anywhere he wants to go.

Louie: You sure about this?

Bob: Yes. *scratches head* Seems lonelygirl15 is all fiction. The Governor should know - expert in fiction.

Louie: *sips coffee thoughtfully* Hard to believe. So, what about this Iris2009 guy? He’s been spouting off about saving Bree from the Order and stuff. Let him loose too?

Bob: No, that guy’s not canon. Him we hold onto.

Louie: *nods* Yup. Makes sense. And the girl, calls herself Cassie.

Bob: Her? Jury’s out. Just keep her happy with slurpees, and for goodness sake, get the light fixed in her cell before we start getting complaints.

Shirley: Hey guys hurry up, there’s still no new video, but great stuff on the LG15 Today blogspot!

*bad boys, bad boys, watch ya gonna do? *

~ QtheC

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans could see that despite all the worry with Jonas going missing, old Danielbeast had still found time for a bit of snowboarding.
Sitting in the dark, wearing a fetching wool hat and displaying signs of goggle sun burn Daniel told fans he was worried that "everything was just too crazy" and "I think Bree just took it too far."

He's very insightful isn't he?

"If he was here I would apologise and try to make everything right." Yes that would work Daniel...hey Jonas I know we tied to a chair for a day or so and interrogated you, but we've made some egg salad sandwiches for you...lets hug!

Daniel then revealed that he did indeed loosen Jonas's binds: "But I made him promise that he wasn't going to do anything" D'oh!

"I don't know if he left because he's scared of us, or if he left and we should be scared of him."

One things for sure, no one's going to get much sleep up there in the mountains....

☺ QtheC tells it like it is!

QtheC (send note) Says: March 2nd, 2007 at 4:21 am
Um, forget the Order guys, this is starting to look like one of those episodes of cops, where you can’t believe the dumb crimes people commit and what the do to get themselves in trouble…

(Introducing, for this skit,Bob: a County Police Officer and Part Time Ski-school Instructor,Louie: his faithful partner, speaks in short sentencesShirley: on radio, working dispatch)
Bob: (to Daniel) You look familiar… Didn’t I see you learning to snowboard yesterday?

Daniel: (handcuffed, leaning against a police car) Um, that wasn’t me. That was a guy that looks like me, but is not playing a role in an online video series, cause that guy is on vacation, and I am not. I’m hiding from the Order.

Bob: Okay, we’ll get to that later. Just let me get this straight for my report… One, Jonas is it? Owns this cabin and let you stay here with him. Does Jonas have a last name? No. Okay…
So, you tied this Jonas up, video taped it, put it on the internet where a couple of the guys saw it down at the station - (big YouTube fans down there ya’know?), and now Jonas has escaped… Am I correct so far?
But you would have taken Jonas’ car, but he seems to have taken his keys with him?
Okay, so THEN, you decide to just hang out and wait for Jonas at his cabin to maybe forgive you and come back, and now he’s probably freezing to death out in the woods somewhere?

Radio: *static* Bob, you there?

Bob: Yep, what is it Shirley?

Shirley (on Radio): Bob, we got a fellah, half froze to death, just picked up by the highway. Says he was held hostage in his cabin… name of Jonas? Wants to press charges.

Bob: Well now, what a coincidence.

Daniel: Can’t we just call this a domestic dispute and leave it at that?

Bob: Right. *shakes head* Get in the car. And don’t tell me Bree is responsible for this. We love Bree down the station, don’t we Louie?

Louie: *sips coffee* Yep, big Bree fans. Purple Monkey rules.

*bad boys, bad boys, watch ya gonna do?…*

~ QtheC

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans saw Jonas pull a trick worthy of Houdini.
Somehow he untied himself and escaped.

After a frantic search the two scoobies found that Jonas had taken the keys but not the car, and thankfuly as this is a vlog based show, Jonas had the foresight to take one of the cameras too.

Daniel: (whispering) Why would he take the keys but not the car?

Daniel tried to turn tracker and follow a set of footprints that lead to a pathway were there was no snow..hence no more footprints to follow.

Daniel: All right, so, I followed his footprints all the way up here. (The footprints lead to a place where there is no snow) I don't even know where I am anymore. I don't even know what I can do at this point. I'm going back. (whispering) Damn it.

So is Jonas part of the Order? Was he rescued by watchers? Or did he just want to get the hell away from there before Bree got out the spin-art?

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans watched as Daniel dealt with a very angry and very tied up Jonas. It also appears that rather than use p.monkey to play the good cop to her bad cop, Bree has enlisted Danielbeast instead.

Daniel: Come on, man, just... I'm trying to do it the easy way. Ok.
Jonas: This is not the easy way, man!
Daniel: This is the easier way, believe me.
Jonas: This is not the easy way!
Daniel: You gotta calm down. I don't want Bree to come in here, ok.

There were still no clues as to why Jonas would have an order symbol in his house...

Daniel: Why's it in your house?
Jonas: I don't know. Look, my parents did a lot of weird stuff. They always were traveling. They were always on their boat. They were always all over the world, and I didn't keep tabs, dude. But if my parents were in the Order, then wouldn't I have been raised like Bree? Don't you think I would have been raised like Bree? They let me do whatever I wanted. So, no, I don't think that-- this is fucking ridiculous, man! Just let me out, all right?

...and the "bro" time turned a bit nasty...

Jonas: You're a bitch.

Jonas thinks that Daniel is Bree's bitch? Surely not!

Fans can only hope that Tachyon will turn up soon to sort the whole nasty situation out before Bree starts to dance around Jonas to the tune of "Stuck in the middle"....

Quick Update : Purple Toilets!

Today on LG15 comments, we were visited by royalty, specifically, the Dutchess of Sassland, who started a new LG15 tradition: lonelygirl15 Cheerleading!

WatchingOne and Dream covered everything in sight with purple kisses.

Speculation on the "Bree's Crazy" video ranged far and wide, mostly involving Luke Skywalker and Claire from Heroes, but there was only one thing everyone agreed on - they want to see Jonas tied up, unless he is tied up on a toilet.

EricaRocks summed it up best with comment 510:

EricaRocks (send note) Says:
February 28th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

Reading the most recent comments, I have condensed them into one phrase: purple toilets

We know Daniel is planning some "bro time" with Jonas to find out whether Bree has gone too far.

We REALLY need a new video...

~ QtheC

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans were told by Daniel that "Bree is crazy". Really Danielbeast? Who would ever of guessed that a girl brought up within a strange cult, kept apart from anyone her own age and who's best friends are stuffed toys, would turn out slightly unhinged?

He revealed that Bree had Jonas tied up and had spent a whole hour shouting at him. "But I think Bree's jumping the gun here. I mean, it's Jonas. It's not like Gemma and her whole "Posh Spice" bit. " (I had no idea Gemma could sing....oh hang on Posh Spice can't sing)

"I understand the whole symbol thing, but Jonas says he has no idea what it even means." (That particular symbol is causing confusion for the LG15 ARG crew too! ) "He says it's been there as long as he can remember. I keep telling her it's circumstantial evidence, which you would think she would understand, but she keeps giving me dirty looks."

Daniel finished by letting us know that " I'm going to try talking to Jonas one on one. Hopefully, that will clear things up." Just what Jonas needs right now whilst being circled by a woman on the edge of doing something rash... a nice big bro hug out.

on Tachyon’s YouTube channel page

QtheC (send note) Says:
February 26th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

221: Okay, the message (updated 5 hours ago) on Tachyon’s YouTube channel page

www.youtube.com/profile?user=Tachyon

aHR0cDovL2VzdHJhZGlvbC5yZWRpcm VjdG1lLm5ldC8=

decodes to to a URL which redirects to:
humboldt.craigslist.org/y/mis/285089942.html

(note the purple peace sign, lol) … here are the contents:
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humbolt craigslist > missed connections > A missive…

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-02-26, 2:11PM PST

I get up in the evening, and I ain’t got nothing to say
I come home in the morning, I go to bed feeling the same way

I ain’t nothing but tired, I’m just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help

You can’t start a fire, you can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark

Message keeps getting clearer, radio’s on and I’m moving round the place
I check my look in the mirror, I wanna change my clothes my hair my face
Man I ain’t getting nowhere just sitting in a dump like this
There’s something happening somewhere, baby I just know that there is

You can’t start a fire, you can’t start a fire without a spark
This guns for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark

You sit around getting older, there’s a joke here somewhere and it’s on me
I’ll shake this world off my shoulders, come baby this laughs on me

Stay on the streets of this town and they’ll be carving you up alright
They say you got to stay hungry. Hey baby, I’m just about starving tonight
I’m dying for some action. I’m sick of sitting round here trying to write this book
I need a love reaction, come on now baby give me just one look

You can’t start a fire sitting ’round crying over a broken heart
This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark
You can’t start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart
This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 285089942

Who Is That Girl?

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans breathed a sigh of relief. Bree has decided that instead of sulking in toilets or examining the male psyche...she is going to wise up to Jonas!

She revealed (whilst wearing yet another new outfit) that she had found a symbol in Jonas's cabin that was the same as one on Tachyons file. "This symbol (Bree holds up the two-legged Watcher symbol) was in that picture that Daniel decoded. So why is it here? "

She then revealed that she was holding Jonas captive, "Whoever is watching this, I have Jonas, and he's not going anywhere until he tells me everything. Right now, I'm just deciding where to begin.."

Fans can only begin to wonder what the next video will hold. Bree and P.monkey interegating Jonas? (Bree being good cop, P. Monkey being bad cop) Daniel force feeding Jonas ice cream? Or maybe Jonas will take off his wig to reveal that he is really Dr Phil in disguise, and they will all break for a hug-in.....

How Dumb Am I?

Who are these fans?

Mintgurl
Acidfingers
surrealisticpill
Opladybug
Jo_16_2
Killthesmiley
islandlove

Proving Science Wrong - for real!

How to not kiss like a dead fish



They met through the LG15 website and he flew over this weekend to see her in Munich!!!!

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 there was kudos for fans. After letting us know that he and Jonas had kissed and made up ("We had a long bro session last night") Daniel told fans that the Tachyon code had been cracked by the LG15 forum crew.

"So, I logged into the forum at LG15.com to see if you guys came up with anything. I can't believe you all solved it, thank you so much. Mintgurl, Acidfingers, surrealisticpill, Opladybug, Jo_16_2, Killthesmiley, islandlove and everyone else, you all rock, I honestly couldn't have done it without you."
Hooray for the fans! If it wasn't for them old Danielbeast would still be reading Nancy Drew!

No reports that Bree was missing so we assume she returned safely (maybe with even more clothes and make up??)