Ghirardelli Square Event Predictions
With under four hours to go until the event at Ghirardelli Square, San Francisco, what are your Predictions?
Here are a few to get you started:
- Free chocolate-covered-ribozomes to all who attend.
- Jonas finds an excuse to go shirtless, perhaps to save Jennie when she slips and falls into the fountain while posing for pictures with the turtle.
- Daniel breaks into Alcatraz.
- Carl arrives with a big tray of free Hymn-Of-One brand coffee.
- NikkiBower bashes Greg-the-Watcher over the head with a Fire Extinguisher, as an homage to the LG15 Season 1 Finale.
- Sarah balks at whatever the group decides to do, so Daniel has to drag her along.
- Jonas' plan doesn't work
- Lucy throws a toy trolley car at Daniel's head.
- Glenn Rubenstein shows up and yells "Red Army FTW!"
- Jonas tries to jump Glenn, who exclaims "I don't roll like that!"
- TAAG escapes on a trolley car. They travel about 3 miles per hour, but the Order throw down their hats in disgust and refuse to climb hills. TAAG have a nice dinner in Chinatown.
- See's Candies, Ghiradelli's superior San Francisco competitor, send out people to disrupt the event and distribute candy.
- No guns appear because this is a public place and someone would freak not knowing its fictional.
- Someone starts squawking "filipino monkey" over the public address system, almost causing nuclear war between TAAG and the Order.
- Iris actually does appear this time.
- Iris really does save Jonas and the crew!
"Daniel breaks into Alcatraz."
ReplyDeleteThat is comedy gold!
A Nikki B. appearance would be worthy of me hopping into my time-machine back to yesterday, to hop on a plane to Cali, and go to the event.
ReplyDelete* Jonas' plan doesn't work
ReplyDelete* Lucy throws a toy trolley car at Daniel's head.
* Glenn Rubenstein shows up and yells "Red Army FTW!"
* Jonas tries to jump Glenn, who exclaims "I don't roll like that!"
* TAAG escapes on a trolley car. They travel about 3 miles per hour, but the Order throw down their hats in disgust and refuse to climb hills. TAAG have a nice dinner in Chinatown.
* See's Candies, Ghiradelli's superior San Francisco competitor, send out people to disrupt the event and distribute candy.
* No guns appear because this is a public place and someone would freak not knowing its fictional.
* Someone starts squawking "filipino monkey" over the public address system, almost causing nuclear war between TAAG and the Order.
* Iris actually does appear this time.
Iris really does save Jonas and the crew!
ReplyDeleteIris really does save Jonas and the crew!
ReplyDeletemilowent you are hillareous.
ReplyDeleteUh, maybe Iris will show up and save the day? Just maybe...
ReplyDeletePerhaps Greg Gallows will turn out to be a mole.
ReplyDeleteWow, Q, creative thinking there! :)
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