Introducing L.0.V.E.

Over the past few days we have been interfacing directly with the chronosynclasticinfundibulum. We have now completed the uplink and installation of the new L.O.V.E. (Loving Others Verification Envirnoment) algoirthm. Over the upcoming weeks we will be beta testing L.O.V.E. as we fine tune its features before the final release of L.O.V.E. 1.0. We are really, really, really excited about the new algorithm because it is an infinItely expandable platform. Our developers are already hard at work on new "aps" features that we hope to install in the future L.O.V.E. 2.0. We think you will be very happy with what we have in store for you.

Some of you have asked about the origins of L.O.V.E. It dates back to the early days of lonelygirl15. Some of you might remember "The Great War". We actually spent an entire night in a bunker as orange gas shells fell around us. The mother ship of those that opposed us hovered over head and cast a dark shaddow over the land. The sky turned orange and cynister. Eventually the Eurocraker reinforcements arrived and the day was saved but it took its toll on the mood of the community. Our natural inclination was to strike back at those who had tried to destroy us but when we did a few wise ones in the community gave us a nudge and suggested we should greet everyone with a warm welcome and an invite to join in building a better commuinty. Taking those wise words to heart we greeted every new member to LG15.com and responded to every attack in a friendly and inviting way. That grew into the culture we call "comments" and with it came gestures such as the "meep' on which the L.O.V.E. algorithm is based.

Taking advantage of L.O.V.E. could not be easier. Simply log onto the internet and "Let L.O.V.E show you the way" (tm).